Receive the Prophecies

A newsletter written by Pookie. Not marketing—revelations.

Receive the Prophecies

A newsletter written by Pookie. Prophecies (cat horoscopes), artisanal catnip-growing secrets, and leaks of the next artifact—The Baguette of Infinite Knowledge.

Once a year, Pookie hides a Golden Thread Croissant in a random order. The winner receives a lifetime supply of Ponoto artifacts and their cat's portrait painted in Renaissance style with Pookie, featured in our Hall of Fame.